Not a stoner...

I'm not a fuckin' stoner!

Do I even look like a stoner?!! *looks at self* OK, I do look like a stoner, but I not a stoner. I've never even smoked pot once in my life... Nope, not once... *avoiding eye contacted* OK, maybe just once or seven or twenty times, but that's not the point. The point is I'm not a stoner, I can even prov it.

10 Things About Stoner's:

1. Every time you open your door or window smoke comes out. - There's a reason why smoke comes out of my room, I light candles and those smelly stick thing.
2. The vents in your room are closed. - I do this to keep the cool air in. (I don't have AC so I put fans on to give me cool air.)
3. Opens a window a few times in the day to get the smell out of your room. - Again this helps keep my room cool.
4. Your room/you/your clothes smells like pot. - It's those damn smelly sticks!
5. You always seemed to look high. - I...um... * looks around nervously*... There is a reason why I always look high, it's because... um... * laugh nervously* ^.^; ... I don't have to explain myself to you!>_< Grr...
6. Everyone thinks you are a stoner. - Well, not everybody thinks I'm a stoner, just my family, friends, teacher, classmates, co-workers...
7. You spend most of you time in you room. - I'll have you know I like my room very much.
8. You have a stoner room. - It's not a stoner room, it just very artistic.
9. You dress like a stoner. - I can't help it if I like the fashion.
10. You have a secret stash. - Yes, I do have a secret stash, but it's not what you think, I swear. My secret stash is candy and money.

* looks at list * ... Um... Well, as you can see I'm not a stoner... Yup, not a stoner... Nope, not at all... * tries to smile convincingly * ... * false * ...

~*~Tuosto~*~